JACK

by Jeremiah

Jack built his own bunk bed once. It was the highest one in the house and it was 100 miles feet tall and 58 miles long. It didn't have sharp corners. It had circular corners. The house had a dead end sign in front of it but it was a circular neighborhood. Their house was planted in the middle of two other houses. They had 2 neighbors. He usually went to baseball sometimes. He only did it on Saturdays. He did every sport that is in the Olympics, except there's one he did that's not in the Olympics. Dodge ball. He also played hockey, basketball, swimming races, swimming on his own, car races. He does all sorts of stuff. He also does football and tag football.
Once he was sent to Mars then he got attacked by aliens but that worked out because the aliens were nice ones. The only ones that were nice on the planets. He got to go to Saturn and he got to go to Mercury without being burned. Then he thought he should go to the moon because it was safer. Once he ran into an asteroid. It broke his space ship. He had to put it back together. Then he saw a shooting star when he was going back home.
When he was going to land, instead of landing where NASA was he landed on the roof of a gas station. His spaceship weighed 100 pounds so he crushed the whole gas station and one of the long lines on his rocket ship sliced the convenience store in half. It sliced the Icee machines too.
Then he started up his rocket ship again. He made sure he landed in the right place. Then he never flew a rocket ship again.

The end.