7 Days Until Christmas and I'm So Excited!

By Jeremiah  the fifth grader

7 days until Christmas, I'm so excited and I'm certain that everybody is going to love their presents! I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do for everybody is, and this side note is for my family just to let you know, Dad, Mom and big brother, if you decide to read this post, PLEASE, PLEASE do not read this next part. OK (whispers quietly) what I'm going to get Dad I'm not sure, for Mom I'm going to get a Essential Oils Car Diffuser, for my big brother I'm going to get him a 1 month membership for Chesskid.com, and for my little brother I'm going to get him a transforming Batmobile ! OK this blog post is done, done, DONE, I SAID, D-O-N-E DONE!!! ahhahahahahahahahahahaha, ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhah ha ha ha, I can't believe you fell for THAT.

THE

END

I'm so Exited for Christmas!

By Jeremiah the fifth grader

I'm am so exited for Christmas and its only 14 days away but I don't know what to get anybody! (Dramatic tune plays) Bum bum bum! (Quotes from super-why) "What am I going to do?!?" Bum bum bum bum! (Thinks to self) hmm hmm HMM HMM (repeatedly slaps self in the forehead) What am I going to do, What am I going to do, What am I going to do?!? (Snaps fingers once) EUREKA!!! I know what I am going to do, and I am going to do it now (clears throat,) OK starting in, 3, 2, 1 and (Drum-roll) and bye, I said bye, I SAIDBYE (yells at the top of voice) BYE, SO PLEASE GET OFF THIS BLOG POST,  Ha I can't believe you fell for that ah ha ha ha ha, (takes a deep breath in and without breathing out)

THE END